Quirky Pet Fascinations You Probably Shouldn’t Have

Ever had fights with your siblings because you could not decide between a dog and a cat as a pet? Well we have all been there and done that; but some pet choices are completely above the norm and just plain weird. Weird pets have become a growing fad all over the world and people want to be apart from the normal “dog and cat” person. Check out these 5 weirdest pet ideas and see if you are a “weird” pet person:

Ants

While Ants may be a popular pet choice for kids (Especially outside India), but honestly they are the weirdest pet choice. Not only are ants ugly but they can also wreak havoc if the ant farm breaks.

Rocks

Another one of the most “intelligent” Fads. A guy gets up one day and decides to sell a rock along with a pack of paints and title it “Pet Rocks”. Good for him and bad for all the fools out there. Honestly, ROCKS!! What good would they do; except to throw it at your nosy younger sibling in case of a fight.

Poisonous Snakes

Do I really need to explain why “poisonous” snakes make weird pet choices? A woman in California was killed by her Pet Viper. Did the “poisonous” part of it not give her any clue?

Cockroaches

Cockroaches, besides being a weird choice, are an absolutely disgusting choice. Tip: Train your cockroaches to harass your neighbors. They won’t ever dare to fight with you, or drop by your house unexpected.

Piranhas

While fish are one of the most common forms of pets, Piranhas are the worst choice of fish ever. They might eat up your hand if you try to put food in their tank. P.S: They are also pretty hard to sell off. Not many takers for these “human-eating” fish.

So the next time you are in the market for a unique pet, you know exactly what to avoid. Or if you do decide to buy them, do so at your own risk. You have been warned.

IF you have ever had such strange pets (or heard of people who do) then do your bit and help others by giving your opinions.

10 Comedy Flicks To Catch Over The Weekend

“A eugooglizer. One who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I’d be too stupid to know what a eugoogly was?

If you haven’t recognized where that quote came from, this article is a must for you. Comedy movies have been a source of great entertainment and respite for years. With the weekend coming up, all of us would like to curl up in front of the television with a nice movie. Comedy flicks can be brilliant stress busters and here are some of our suggestions for movies to watch this weekend:

The Great Dictator

A hilarious Charlie Chaplin movie taking a pick on Hitler. Chaplin plays a dual role in this film which is considered to be Chaplins greatest work. Ever seen Hitlers hatred for Jews in a more humorous light? Well if you haven’t this film is your chance to do so. A must see if you like historical comedies.

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

A hilarious journey of two friends who wake up at night feeling hungry and decide to go scouting for the world’s most perfect hamburger. Ever had the worst day of your life? Well Harold and Kumar face something much worse.  From crazy hitchhikers to a weird couple in the woods, this movie has it all. [The sequel “Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay isn’t bad either]

Death at a Funeral

A respectable final farewell for a loved one erupts into uproarious chaos when romance, jealousy, in-laws, drugs, dark secrets, life-long yearnings and a spot of bold blackmail all collide in this crazy British comedy DEATH AT A FUNERAL

You don’t mess with the Zohan

The story starts off with a typical Isreali counter terrorist, Zohan Dvir (Adam Sandler) catching the bad guys; but deep down in his heart yearns to be a famous hairdresser in New York. When he decides to take the next step by faking his death and going off to New York, is when the hilarity begins. Right from crazy fast-food-king gangsters to idiotic first time kidnappers; everyone wants a piece of Zohan.[Even Mariah Carey] One of Adam Sandlers best performances.

Zoolander

This movie takes the popular belief “All models are dumb” to a new height. Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) is a daft model who has been blessed with really good looks and awesome luck. Unknowingly he finds himself a pawn in an assassination plot masterminded by fashion honcho Mugatu, played by Will Farrell. To top it all Zoolander has a new rival, Hansel; a blond and equally dumb model. This movie is a refreshing change from all those chic-fashion flicks.

Austin Powers- International Man of mystery

You really want me to tell you why?

Chupke Chupke

A new husband (Dharmendra) can’t take his wife’s praise of her brother-in-law and decides to prove that he is smarter. Hence en-sues a con of ultimate proportion. Dharmendra and Om Prakash are a treat to watch as they go about the whole plot with their perfect comic timing. P.S: This movie also has some of the most popular songs of that era.

Chalti ka Naam Gaadi

If you don’t watch this movie you should be put down. The Kumar Brothers (Ashok, Kishore and Amit) lead the scene in this laugh riot as car mechanics that get into unique escapades. Ashok Kumar plays the formidable big brother with a secret past which makes him hate women. As a result the mention of women is banned in the house. Eventually the other 2 brothers fall in love and the whole confusion in trying to hide it from their brother creates a spectacular movie that is an epic in the comedy circuit.

Hera Pheri

A more recent comedy film that has best cast when it comes to comic timing. The movie actually keeps you in splits right from the first scene to the last. Paresh Rawal plays a lovable Marathi garage owner who rents out 2 rooms in his house to Akshay Kumar, a wastrel, and Sunil shetty, a man trying to escape paying his loans. Due to a bungle up in the yellow pages they get a ransom call meant for someone else and decide to use it to their advantage by asking for double ransom from whom the call was originally intended for. Obviously none of them are masterminds and millions of loopholes in their plans end them in a soup.

Golmaal

One of the most fun and simple comedy of errors. Ever heard your elders tell you that “one lie can snowball into many more”? Well they were right. Ramprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) fakes a pure hindi dialect and a mustache just to get brownie points with his employer. However all goes haywire when his employer sees him in his mustache-less and anglicized look. To get out of that mess Ramprasad invents an evil twin Lucky and has to keep up the charade just to keep his job. One of the most hilarious double-role stories ever.

So have fun this weekend by checking out these acclaimed comic films. P.S: Try to find out where that quote is from. Come back on Monday and let’s see who figured it out

When Shakespeare Went Wrong – The Fuss With Names

“Whats in a name? A rose by any other name smells just as sweet” said Shakespeare. With all due respect to the man, that statement is absolutely false. Name is the most important aspect of a persons’ identity. No one would take a person named Bhonduram very seriously, now would they? There are several Indian names that leave us wondering “Were the parents thinking at all?” So seeing how kind and generous we are, we have decided to give solutions to all of the following funny names and how to cut the fuss by making them cooler:

Cute

Ok I’m not making this up at all. I actually had the privilege of meeting a certain child by that name. I hope to god that the child does grow up to be “cute” or she is in for a hell of a time in college. (Solution: Dearest Girl, if you grow up to be not-so-cute please get an affidavit and have your name changed. Can’t work around this name much.)

Katya

Another weird girl name. The name probably has some wonderful meaning and all that, but seriously?! What little Katya could do is pretend indifference to that name. Just tell people some other name that you actually like. No one needs to know you had been burdened with a name like that.

Harddik

Ok let me not go into the details of why that name is weird. (For those who are slow on the uptake: please split the word in 2 and then say it). This is absolutely the worst kind of thing you could do to your child. (Solution for Mr. Harddik: Grow up to be an extremely nasty bully. If you manage to put the fear of god into people, you are less likely to be ragged thanks to your parents lack of foresight)

Diva

No offense to Farah Khan (we love you Farah!) but a name like Diva is just a crime. Its an adjective for gods sake!! Imagine if all of us start naming our child with adjectives: Clever, Sexy etc (you get my drift). (Im guessing little Diva does not need a solution. Being Farah Khans daughter is enough to save her from all the raggers out there. P.S: DIVA in Marathi means light – the bulb variety)

Arth

Ok it may sound good but the meaning of that name is “Meaning”. Imagine someone asking you “Hey what is the meaning of your name? You Answer: Its Meaning”. Ridiculous sounding isn’t it? (Cant help you mate.)

Aj

This name just plain means one who was never born! If you think I’m kidding please Google it. (Add a few letters ! Make it Ajit or something)

Moon Moon

You really want me to explain! (The poor child might want to either become a popular actress or a werewolf)

To a foreign national all Indian names might sound weird but honestly some of their names too have ridiculous meanings. Heard of the name Cameron? It actually means “bent nose” or something to that effect. So if you are stuck with a weird name fear not, just change it once you turn 18 or just find yourself a really cool and well suited nick name.

Cut the Fuss and Stay frosty!

The Concept Of The Truly Idoitic Box: Seriously Bad Ads On TV Today

In this “age of commercialization”, sponsors and advertisers on television are so eager to grab eye balls for those few fleeting moments between a program. They often lose sight of the wood for the tree. They are so in-the-face of the poor hapless viewers with the loud noise, gaudy images, gibberish messages or down right stupidity that the brand ends up earning the ire or even ridicule of the potential consumers. Here are a few ads that really rule the roost when it comes to being “outrageously irritating”!

Akshay Kumar with his Micromax Mobile:

I mean, what’s with the idiotic laughter? Like an old scooter with a starting trouble, he goes on and on and on and… So what’s the ad supposed to say? That using the mobile makes one dumb? And that dumbness is something we’ve got to aspire for?

Aman Verma and his Harpic:

I recommend this stained-porcelain depicting ad as an excellent diet regulatory option. For with its uncanny tendency to especially pop up when one’s having his or her meals, it works very efficiently to promote abstention from eating. But, of course, Aman Verma with a toilet cleaner in hand and a toothy smile (wonder what he uses to clean his ivory…hmmm) on face is himself sufficient to make one lose his appetite.

J K Cement:

I have still not made a connection between the girl in a swim suit emerging from the sea and the product they are advertising. So what do they expect? That the girl will keep eye balls hooked on long enough for them to sneak their product in and imprint it in the minds of the viewer for eternity? What a colossal waste of money on such a futile branding exercise.

Thums Up:

Akshay strikes again. So what’s the deal? Drinking Thums Up makes it possible to do such stunts or does it have something in it that makes you wanna do stuff? The girl seems to have all this money to burn in buying a bike, bungee equipment and all, but not the sense to walk into the next door shop and but her own Thums Up. I know they want to play up the cool quotient, but something’s a li’l stale here.

Fair and Handsome:

K, some smart (MBA?) dude decided to tug the male ego and create a new market for an age old product of women’s fairness cream. So there a bunch of dumb girls who are ready to fall for a guy who turns fair. Talk about shallow! And the irritating “Hi Handsome” sing-song in the backdrop does nothing to endear the ad to the viewers already simmering from the insult to their intelligence. If you truly want to be Metrosexual, you might as well splash women’s cream, man!

27 Most Weird Urban Terms Ever

Language is a perpetually evolving entity. It bears the imprints of the times it passes through and constantly reinvents itself in the image of the present. English has transformed from the yore of its ‘archaic’ through the Shakspearesque to the current ‘txt-lang’. Here, we present a collection of rad-words which will help you decipher English in this modern (de?)generation. So f u dnt wanna texo (which means, to message something you did not mean to) d nxt tim u txt (which means, to send an SMS), u’d better brush up on ur lingo, dude!

1. Mack - a term used to describe a male with plenty of girlfriends
2. Kick it – to leave or exit in a cool manner.
3. Stoked – When someone is really happy or excited about something.
4. Off the hinges – “similar to off the hook, something is outstanding, great”
5. Dot gone – unsuccessful internet company
6. A mouse in his pocket: Phrase used to describe someone large, probably very strong, but intensely stupid.
7. Butter face – A homonym that sounds like “but her face.” To call a woman a “butter face” is to say her body is very sexy but her face is ugly.
8. Dip out - to leave a party or someone’s house without them knowing; sneaking out; or just plain leaving.
9. I’m not a gay seat – The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.
10. Stop light Party -  A party where guests wear the colors of the traffic signal to denote their relationship status: green means they’re single, red means they’re taken, and yellow means their relationship  status is “complicated”
11. Dead cat bounce Investor slang; a brief recovery in the (price of a falling stock.)
12. BBF – Best Behavior Friend’; a friend whom you have very little in common with and you act on your best-behavior when you’re with.
13. Verbal Handcuffs - When someone won’t stop talking (usually about a subject you have no interest in).
    
    Slurring your text –  when you’re so drunk that you’re texts are unreadable
14. Bitchen -    The term for the room in an urban apartment in which the bathroom is located in the kitchen
15. Chipmunk gift - A seemingly generous present that will benefit the giver as much as the receiver.
16. Nearsighted Date - it is one where you’ve seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.
17. Amazonukkah – When Christmas really lasts 8 days because the presents take longer to deliver from Amazon.com than anticipated by the purchaser.
18. Cashmas – The primary holiday celebrated in capitalist cultures.
19. Enragement ring – A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.
20. Girlfriend’s button – The button on the controller of an xbox or PS2 you have to press to pause the game when your girlfriend wants to talk.
21. Shress – An article of clothing that is a mix between a shirt and a dress.
22. Mascary – when a person wears a scary amount of mascara
23. Cobra yawn – The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra.
24. Ding dong ditch – to knock on an anonymous door and run away
25. Cha mon – A more animated way of proclaiming “c’mon” or “come on.”
26. Parking karma - The uncanny ability to find an open parking space in a desirable location of a busy parking lot.
27. Player Hater – someone who dislikes or resents or disapproves of a player. The term is used to criticize people who are jealous or who don’t respect successful people.

3 Cartoon Videos You Shouldn’t Miss This Week

Hey guys, after a busy week to get rid of all the fuss, we have come up with something that is really interesting. I am sure most of us love cartoons. So let’s cut the fuss out of our lives by watching how our favorite cartoon characters do the same!

Why men don’t talk to women?

Tom & Jerry

Funny Cartoon:

4 Funny Prank Videos

Hey Guys, since it’s an April fool’s week, we thought why not share some really funny pranks that you can probably play on your friends. So cut the fuss from your life and enjoy these videos.

Cursor Prank

Funny Prank

Copy Machine Prank

Hair Dryer Prank

5 Humorous Baby Videos

Hey Guys, we are back again to help you get rid of the boredom of the bleekdays a.k.a. weekdays .  So Roll, crawl & laugh out and cut the fuss out as we have some cute/ funny baby videos this time.

Charlie Bit My Finger

The Evil Eyes

Laughing Babies

Cute Baby Eating A Tasty Lemon

Baby Push-ups

4 Hilarious Animal Videos

Hey Guys, we are back again but with something different this time. We thought why not share some hilarious videos that caught our attention. So cut the fuss from your life by watching how our four legged friends do the same!

A Funny Monkey and Tigers Fight

Excited Pug Ruins Kodak Moment!

A Dog Imitating a Crying Baby

Cheeky Monkey

5 Humorous Posts You Shouldn’t Miss

Hey Guys, we are back again with some stress buster articles from our blogger friends… Here are few interesting stuffs we have for you this Saturday:

Fun things you can do on your final exam

Sure of you flunking in your exam? No worries just check this article to know what funny things you can do in a Final Exam that does not matter (i.e.  if you are going to fail no matter what) .

Excuses for missing your work

It’s a beautiful day, and you can’t bear the thought of going into work. What kind of excuse you give to your boss?? You are ill?? The feeling ill excuse is a short-term solution that won’t win you any fans at the office — someone else will have to pick up the slack, or you’ll miss deadlines. And it won’t help your career any. This article will teach you to give smart excuses and not so smart excuses as well. Just check it out!

Step by Step Guide for completing your homework/assignments

Homework is the worst thing one can get. Just follow these simple & funny steps on how you can cope up with your homework.

How to make your boss laugh

People like and trust someone with a good sense of humor.  A good sense of humor shows the boss that you are happy and like your job. So what are you waiting for? Grab some tips from this post and impress your boss. Cheers!!!

Things to do when you’re bored

There are many times when we have an off from office/ college/ school, but everyone else in the family as well as in the friends circle is busy. The result is that we end up sitting at home, alone, doing nothing at all and getting extremely bored. What to do now? Simple just follow these tips and you will never be bored again